you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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