My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
