you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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