Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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