i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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