i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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