I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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