That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize