Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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