Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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