are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
then he tried to convert me to islam
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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