Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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