I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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