We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
