Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
