anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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