NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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