so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize