oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
