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say what?
wanna hang out?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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