Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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