You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
