What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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