yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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