i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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