Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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