Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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