Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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