Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He passed out mid-signature
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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