big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Drunk is not a location!
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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