11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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