Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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