its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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