Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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