You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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