look no pants
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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