quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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