That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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