So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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