My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I can't turn off my feet"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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