margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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