She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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