if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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