Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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