But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
false alarm, still single
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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