I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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