I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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