Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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