I wannas sexs uuuuu
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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