walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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