The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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