Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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