He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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