The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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