is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just high enough for therapy.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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