Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just saw a hot homeless man
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Alive.
So much puke
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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