If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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