I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Randomize