chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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