awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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