and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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